Who broke the vase?

Oh no.
There are a bunch of characters over at the house, Suga' Mama's out shopping.

L-Fang, who held a drink of who-knows what sort, walked into the family room to find Suga' Mama's favorite vase shattered on the floor. Nobody else was in the room.

Abi, who noticed this, walked into the room, tagging along was Bether and KK. They gathered all of the BGs into the room. Bether and KK put police tape around the vase, being the only evidence.
But this was all the BGs. Including ones without profiles.

The suspects were in the room, and they were

Dawg
Kanuki
Miki
Rey
Okami
Amy
Jonathan
Ricky
Sagui
Pupeh
Scar
Nightmare
Ami
L-Fang
Emerald
No One
Dick
Thade, Santos
Spice (The cat)
Jazzmin (The yappy dog)

(Message me if you uburly want to have one of your BGs be guilty. It can't be too obvious or have any hints of them being it)

We're trying to figure out who it is, and who's going to pay for it/who Suga' Mama's gonna hurt.

Who could it be?

((I don't quite get how Okami can be suspect, since she's a giant wolf demon with lashing tails. o_o

But I suppose she can be like Jazzmin, where she can change size, sorta.))

((Oh yeah, Jazzmin needs to be a suspect.))

((LOL))

"Okay.....no one move!...............AND DON'T YOU DARE MOVE EITHER NO ONE!!!" said Kay Kay "I think we should go around the room. Each person will say all that they know. And why I shouldn't think they did it! How's that sound?"

"Dumb." said Amy.

"OH REALLY!!!" yelled Kay Kay. "SO YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!"

"WWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT?????????????????" yelled Amy. "I never said I did it! It was probably Johnny!"

"I didn't do......." said Johnny. His eyes filled with tears.

No One turned visable with his arms crossed-- as usual.

"Okay, everyone listen to KK and stay where you are." said Abi, holding out her hands.

"L-Fang" I said while motioning for her to come forth. "Come'ere"

She walked forward. "What?" she asked.

You were the first one who saw this, you tell us your story"

"Do I have to?" she said after a few seconds.

Dawg sat on the couch, watching TV and diligently not caring one bit about the scene at hand.

"Inu-chan, Inu-chan! come play this fun game Abi's playing!" Rey said, running up to Dawg. "It's called "Who broke the vase"! It sounds like fun!"

Dawg groaned. "Five more minutes, mom." He said, sinking lower in the purple armchair.

"This ain't no game, kiddo." Bether said, the light reflecting off of her glasses so you couldn't see her eyes. "This is......a crime."

"YAAAAYYY!!!" Rey cheered, jumping on Dawg's back.

Kay Kay turned to L-Fang. "I'm waiting." she said.

"I walked in, and-" L-Fang started, interuppted by a yap of Abi's that seemed only a very annoying person would make.

"What time was it?" said Abi, nearly getting to the point where she deserved a punch in the face.

"Five minutes ago." she shot back. "I walked in, and saw the vase on the floor, all broken and such."

"Uh huh" Abi said, scribbling in a puppy-notebook with a pencil that had rainbows tattooed on the side. "You know... " I said in a low voice. "Ricky's starting to look pretty suspicuous, standing there and all that"

"YOU @#$%&%$#!!!!!!! I'M JUST STANDING HERE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!" yelled Ricky at Abi.

"Uh-huh.......Cussing and deniying you did it!.........very guilty!" said Kay Kay

"Uh-huh.......being annoying and spelling denying wrong........very guilty!" said Amy.

"Uh huh... uh huh..." Abi murmured to herself.

Most of the BGs seemed to glare at her.

Kay Kay was watching Abi scribble on the note book when suddenly she turned to L-Fang and yelled "YOU NEVER FINISHED YOUR STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET YOU ARE HIDING SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!"

"That was the end of my story. Nothing else happened" said L-Fang, wondering how many people would mind if Abi or KK died.

"That's it......." said KK. "Wow...............I think you don't want me to know something.........but we'll get back to you! JOHNNY!!!!!! Stop crying and get your face over here!"

Johnny's face magicaly floated over to KK ((LAWL!!! jk XD))

Johnny got up and walked over to KK.

((LOL!!!))

Abi giggled. Then she put on her serious face. This just happens to be what it looks like:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19439.jpg

Kay_kay wrote:"Uh-huh.......being annoying and spelling denying wrong........very guilty!" said Amy.

"That may be, Amy, but since when did you learn to spell to well, EH?" Bether said, pointing her finger accusingly at Amy.

The sound of a crowd "ooing" and "ahing" at Bether's utterly stupid remark rang out.

"Anything you'd like to tell us... AMY?!" Bether said, raising a magnifying glass to Amy's face. "Lawl, I can see yer fleas from here. XD"

Dawg snickered from across the room, still watching TV in the purple arm chair.

When Ami turned to look at Abi, Abi had somehow gotten her earbuds from her iPod into her ear and was jamming out and singing along to Feel Good Inc by the Gorillas.

"Act your age, why don't you" said Ami.

"Hardly. I'm pretty sure that song cusses in it." said No One.

"I'm sorry what?" I said, pulling out my earbuds and realizing I had missed a conversation.

"I DON'T HAVE FLEAS YOU @f#$%$$#@#$$" Amy yelled at Bether.

"ABI!!!" yelled KK. "THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!! You need to pay attention!"

"You mean like you where paying attention when this pot got broken?" said Ricky.

"I wasn't in the room."

"Uh-huh.......sure........"

"I'LL, and Bether and KK will be the ones to say 'uh huh.. sure' AROUND HERE!!!" I said as I shoved my iPod into my pocket.

"My, your grammar is superb." A thoroughly amused Kanuki said from the corner, his arms folded as he leaned against the wall.

A cigarette hung loosely form his mouth as he spoke, the smoke rising to the ceiling.

"I'LL, and Bether, and KK, WILL BE THE ONE WITH THE SUPERB GRA-" Abi was cut off by L-Fang smacking the back of her head, making her fall forward.

The majority of the BGs stared at her.

"Someone had to do it" she said.

"Way to go, Sherlock." Kanuki said sarcastically, a puff of smoke puffing out of Kanuki's mouth as he spoke.

"We can do this two ways. We could go around the room and ask everyone where they were at the time the vase was broken, thus leading to a handful of "I didn't do its", and wasting time, or--" But then Kanuki paused.

"On second thought, go on ahead with your questioning." Kanuki said, his fiendish smile returning to his face once more.

Kanuki could easily sift through everyone's brains and read their memories of five minutes ago, but he thought he would enjoy watching them squirm, just for a bit.

Kanuki's smile widened as he pleased himself with his own devious thoughts.

"Fine then... AMY. Where were you five minutes ago?" Bether said, magnifying glass still raised.

"Ungh..." said Abi as she got up and rubbed her head. "What day is it?"

Kit Kat, leaped through the window and whirled around Kanuki's legs a few times before leaping over to me.

"Why, you're in the future." said Kit Kat. We just thawed you out of a giant ice cube"

"Does pudding still exist?" I asked as I got up. "Is Suga' Mama still alive? This place hasn't changed a bit!

"Hey, did you know if you say 'gullible' really slowly it sounds like green bean?" said Ami with a smirk.

"Guuuuulllllllliiiiiiiiiibllllllllle... I don't hear it..."

"Abi you are fine!" said KK. "You just bumped your head!"

Amy turned to Bether. "I was getting a sandwich....."

"WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH????" yelled Kay Kay

"HAM AND CHEESE!!!........When KK made me come over here in this room and....."

"HOW MUCH WAS IT????"

"I DON'T REMEMBER OKAY?!?!?!?"


"Hmmm..........Abi, write that down......."

"So I was just getting a sandwich when KK made me come here........"

"WHERE DID YOU GET THE SANDWICH????"

"@#$%$#@#$ FORGET IT!!!!!!!!" Amy started to turn green then stopped and said "Hey.....you know Seguei can read minds?"

"NO WAY!!!" said Seguei.

"Hmmm.... Segui being able to read minds.... you know, that could be a perfect cover-up for someone who BROKE THE VASE?" said Abi, invading Segui's personal space.

Seguei ((who's name is spelled really weird, cause I said so, and even my mom couldn't read what it said >_>()......)) turned Abi and said. "I could tell you that you are stupid for saying such a thing, that I have a giant hornet that could hurt you very badly and that I don't even know Sugar......"

"Suga!" said KK.

Seguei shot her a look then continued. "Suga Mama so why would I feel bad about brakeing her dumb vase anyway...........but I think it would just be better if I told you 'I didn't do it. So leave me alone!'"