Bad Guy World Idol!! SOMEBODY RESPOND TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST" they shreiked.

A man in China looked around.

"Did you hear that honey?" he said to his wife in Chinese.

"It's you honey." said his Chinese wife (in Chinese). "You haven't stopped farting since I met you!"

"What yesterday?" said the man.

"DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Johnny.

L-Fang waved her fingers. A crocodile fell from the sky and onto Johnny.

"Argh. I'm losing it" she muttered so softly it was hard to tell if she even spoke. She was going to make it a pig.

Johnny made a small 'OOMPH' noise then got up gave the croc a hug then walked off stage.

"Butt head." said Ricky.

((Who's Ricky talking about?))

((Kay))

L-Fang had her fist going hard into the table. She stopped when she saw she was making a crack in it.

"NEXT!!!!" yelled Ricky.

Abi searched her iPod for anything, just anything for No One.

He sould sing "I Got NoBoddy To Love Me"

"That's so true, but nah" said Abi.

"NEXT!!!!" roared Ricky.

"Here here here" said Abi in a rushed tone as she handed No One her iPod with a song picked out.

"I can't do that song!" he said.

"I don't care, I don't care, JUST GO." Abi shoved the lyrics in his hand. He sighed and read them, then Abi shoved him out on stage. No One's snake hissed at the crocodile, and it left to get some popcorn.

Abi quickly flipped on the music for it, and No One began to sing this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EeZRBStMNQ
(Ignore the vid, the guy who really sings this is ubur creepy.)

Kanuki leaned back in his desk chair, arms folded as he waited for the other judges to make their decisions.

L-Fang looked over to Ricky. She tried to ignore the one fangirl screaming.

YEAHHHH!!!! GO DADDEEEEE!!!" screamed Somebody from the audiance. No One shot her a look that silenced her immmediately.

Ricky saw the other judges looking at him then said, "I didn't like it. 1." he sat back and looked at L-Fang.

"One" said L-Fang.

"One half." Kanuki said bluntly.

"Next!" He called.

Dawg was behind the stage, waiting for Miki. Unfortunately, she wasn't there, so he rought up his courage, and asked Ami.

"Ami, Miki's not here, can you do a duet with me? I already have the song, I'm just missing my partner..." He said hurriedly.

((You wanna do it to the song you sent me Abi? XD))

((You wanna do it to the song you sent me Abi? XD))

(Why sure!))

Ami looked surprised for a moment. "Um, okay" she said.

"COME ON!!!!!! NEXT!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE TAKE FOREVER!!!!!!" yelled Ricky.

"YOU HEARD HIM PEOPLE! YOU TAKE FOREVER!" yelled Abi.

Ricky taped his foot waiting.

L-Fang sighed again.

Was there no patient people left in this world besides her?

((Seguei is patient, but she's one of my only BGs who is! XD))

Ricky sighed.

Dawg took a deep breath, and walked out on stage with Ami.

"You ready?" He asked.