Alternate World Thing

((VERY! Have you ever said it... WHILE EATING A SANDWICH?

Nao roleplay in Footur.))

((Actually, no. I don't eat sammitches very often. XD

And I don't really know if it wud work... ;A; ))

((What are you guys talking about???

Can we get back to the roleplay?))

Johnny ran over to Kanuki, and tried to attack him, but he just bounced off Kanuki's goodness.

((XD))

Kanuki looked down at Johnny as he lay on the floor.

"You should watch your step, child. You could trip." He said kindly.

Rey cussed, and held up his glass pistol, aiming at Kanuki.

"Nighty-night, pretty boy." He said to himself, pulling the trigger.

It being a glass gun, it sounded like a gun with a silencer on it, but the glass bullet crumbled into sand before it even touched him.

"That is no toy, child." Kanuki said to Rey.

Arisa had just recovered from getting the wind knocked out of her, and she was carrying a passed out Issac up the stairs and almost dropped him when she saw Kanuki.

"Je...Je..." She stuttered, dropping on the floor and bowing to Kanuki.

"Do not bow to me, child, I am but a man." He said, looking over to Arisa now.

Dawn looked furiously at Kanuki. It looked like someone had anger issues in the alternate world.

Kanuki only smiled at Dawn, not an ounce of evil in him.

((Gawd, Kanuki smiling... o_o() -shivers-))

Dawn made a rude gesture to him, then turned and stormed off.

Kiwi wrote:Dawn made a rude gesture to him, then turned and stormed off.

((Sounds familiar...

Bether wrote:Kanuki made a very rude finger gesture at L-Fang, not wanting to say anything.

Lawl. XD))

Kanuki still smiled, insufferably good to the end of any conversation. XD

Erika turned to him beaming. "Well, do you want to come wiht me to get ice cream?" she asked sweetly.

((I feel your pain, Bether. Erika, being sweet . . . I repeat, chills.))

Kanuki looked around at everyone.

"Perhaps in a moment, child." He said, smiling politely.

He then turned to everyone.

"All of those who are so-called "evil", please come forward." He said boldly and loudly.

Dawn, storming away, whirled at Kanuki's last comment. She dashed back. "I'm evil," she said proudly.

Jack glanced over. He walked forward cautiously. "I'm evil. What do you want?"

Johnny didn't move. "I'm evil." he said. "But I 'ant gunna play your little games of role call." He pulled out his gun, and threw it at Kanuki. He didn't bother to fire, he just needed to throw somthing.

((Lost the game =3=))

Kanuki gracefully side-stepped out of the gun's path. He still smiled kindly.

Rey didn't have any choice but to comply. He walked up, a vicious look in his eyes.

"Those of you whose have come up..." Kanuki began. "May quit their life of crime now and forever, or leave this place and never return."

Rey laughed. What kind of authority did he think he had, just ordering organized crime members around like kids?

"Or what?" Dawn sneered. "Like I'm gonna listen to you, old man."

"Surprisingly, I agree with this easily angered girl," Jack said. "We're evil. We aren't going to listen to you. We'll do what we want, when we want."

Erika watched the exchange apprehensively.

Johnny felt himself bing pulled forward towards Kanuki. He stopped inline with every other evil person. "NO!!!" spit flew from his mouth, as he yelled. "GO BACK WHERE YOU @#$%$%& CAME FROM YOU @#$%$&%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Markus, who had once been forgotten already, suddenly started to laugh.

Markus was creepy enough on his own, but it was worse when he laughed. Much worse.

He paused a moment, locking eyes with Kanuki.

"If it isn't my dearest older brother? Pull up a chair, let's talk. How have things been for you?" He said, without any trace of sanity in his voice.

Kanuki's eyes narrowed, obviously saddened by the sight of his little brother.

"Markus. It's been too long." He said, trying to act polite and calm.

Rey was thinking fast. While Kanuki was distracted, he carefully grabbed the bag of gold, and silently made his way around Kanuki.

"I'll deal with you later..." Rey whispers venomously into Johnny's ear as he passed him.

Johnny grabed Rey by the throat. "And, what is that suppost to mean?" he said, lifting Rey off the ground by his neck.

((Wait, I'm confused. Didn't Johnny try to make off with the gold by himself? =,=))

((Confused here too.))

Dawn looked very very angry. "Get . . . to . . . the . . . point . . . man," she said through gritted teeth to Kanuki.

((No, he tried, then got pulled toward Kanuki and in line with the other "Bad Guys"))

((But he still did try, right? o3o))

Is thoroughly confused------------------>

((He tried to steal, then some kid hit him in the head with a crow bar, hence delaying his escape. Now, get on with the role play, shall we? -is a wittle bit testy today-))

((Okay, sorry. ._.()))

"You know exactly when I mean." Rey hissed, pulling himself away from Johnny with surprising force.

Kanuki payed no attention to the others, as a a pure white wolf with the fluffiest and softest fur imaginable formed out of the light emanating from Kanuki, and landed in from of Rey.

Rey thought he was going to be sick, as the light pierced through his shades and burned his eyes.

"Drop the gold and leave." She said in a gentle, yet commanding tone.

((NO, that's ok. I was in a bad mood that day. XD))

"I'm blowing this popsicle stand," Dawn said, exasperated, as no one got to the point. She turned, and began walking away angrily.

Markus walked over to Kanuki in a bit of a zig-zag pattern, seemingly unaffected by Kanuki's Holy-ness.

He stuck out his hand for Kanuki to shake.

"Put it 'ere" He said, almost acting like he was drunk.

The wolf was glad Dawn was leaving, it meant that she was dong her job.

She then turned to everyone else, even the good guys. "Out." She commanded.