Alternate World Thing

"Ino rit?" Said Jason. "Wut a tot@l nub."

"Nubcake." Said Shakka.

"Who CARES what happened to them? This is gold." Said Bee, still taping.

Meanwhile....

"Dawn." Said Jimmy, as an interesting greeting.

Dawn glanced up. She blew out a mouthful of smoke.

Meanwhile . . .

"We need to put this stuff on Youtube," Kiwi said joyfully.

Meanwhile . . .

"Awww, poor Seguei!" Erika said. She reached into her basket, and pulled out a lollypop that looked like this:
http://www.goodygoodygumdrops.com.au/shop/images/pt_561.jpeg

"Want a piece of candy?" she offered the lollypop sweetly to Seguei.

"Seguei, what you really need is a vacation! A day at the beach, a trip to the spa, maybe a massage." Phoebe turned critically to Jessica. "What you need is a pedicure, and a manicure. A trip to the hair salon, definately. New makeup, totally. Plus, some new clothes, jewelry, and shoes."

Jessica saw what Phoebe was planning, and started backing up. Phoebe grabbed her arm. "We're going to the mall. You'll thank me for this later."

Seguei took the lollypop, then and licked it. "This isn't poison is it?" then her eyes widened. "Wait, the mall, i-i-is that s-safe?" she stammered.

"YAY!!!!!!!!" Amy yelled.

Scar skipped towards them. "THE MALL??? CAN I COME TOO???"

"We can all go!" Phoebe cheered.

"There's room for everyone," Erika said kindly.

Cole smiled. "I would like to come also."

Erika whistled, and a white pony rode up. "Car gas breaks down the ozone layer," she explained. "So I rescued Glinda from her abusive owner, and she gladly will carry me or anybody anywhere!"

Phoebe snapped her fingers, and in a puff of white smoke, a sparkly pink carriage appeared on the back of Glinda. "So we can all ride!" she said happily.

Erika got up by the reins, as Phoebe and Cole got in the back and waited for the others.

Meanwhile . . .

Kiwi was giggling uncontrolabley. She was still filming. "Oh my heck, I can't wait until they change back, preferabley after a long time, maybe a week. They'll all have strokes when they see this!"

Meanwhile . . .

Dawn, in boredom, pulled out her iPod. Strangely, instead of being lime green, now it was black. She started listening to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhqbdnAdPc&feature=related
((if you don't pay too much attention to the lyrics other than the chorus, it's quite good.))

Arisa hopped in the carriage, her pink ninja suit matching the pink carriage itself.

Bether cocked her head like a confused dog.

"Arisa's freakin' me out." She said, lawling and holding up a bag of snacks. "Pretzals anyone?"

Meanwhile...

Markus smirked when Dawn pulled out her cigarette.

"That doesn't sound like a bad idea..." He said, pulling out a cigarette of his own, and lighting it with a flame on his fingertip.

Rey sighed, and pressed up his shades.

"Let's just go..." He said, walking up to the bank and walking in.

Markus gave a small laugh of insanity, and followed his dearest cousin.

Johnny strutted in, his body was as muscular as the hulks, but that was the only similarity.

He cracked his knuckles, a very evil grin on his face.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/airbrushwres/2496667234/

Dawn watched Jack walk in. Sighing with boredom, she walked in after them.

Meanwhile . . .

Kiwi gratefully took a pretzel. "I know. You have no idea how many chills I get at seeing Erika like that," Kiwi shuddered.

Meanwhile . . .

Once everyone was in the carriage, Erika clicked her tongue, and the pony set off at a pleasant trot.

Amy giggled. "What a wonderful horse!"

Seguei hid, trying not to touch anything.

KK giggled, took the pretzel and went OMNOMONOMNOM.

Scar hopped on the back of the carriage.

Emerald walked by with her iPod playing this loudly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRlxxRYoYRg&feature=related


Jimmy grinned evily too, as oposed to his normal grin...

Spoiler:

((XD))

Amy had tears in her eyes. "What a sad song." she said.

Seguei screamed.

Amy turned.

A leaf had blown into the carriage.

Amy threw it out. "It's okay Seguei. You're fine." Amy hugged her.

Glinda walked them to the mall. THey all hopped out, and Phoebe snapped her fingers, making the carriage disappear in a puff of white smoke, and Glinda nickered to Erika, then clopped off.

Amy waved to the horse. "What a wonderful horse!" she said again.

Seguei gasped at an ant walking by.

Scar danced towards them. "I JUST LOVE THE MALL!!!" he yelled happily.

Pony ran by.

"I LOVE HORSES!!!" He screamed, then ran off.

"My gosh, that horse is lovely." Said L-Fang, pressing her hand to her heart. "Bless her heart."

Amy turned, and went running into the mall. "OH MY GOSH!!! 30% OFF ALL SHOES IN LANDS END!!!!!!" she squeeled.

Seguei looked scared and happy.

"Candy!" Erika squealed when she saw the candy shop. "I should buy some for those homeless children at the orphanage." She skipped in.

Amy turned, looking completely shocked. "OH MY GOSH, WHAT AM I DOING BUYING SHOES WHEN THERE ARE POOR HOMELESS CHILDREN IN AFRICA WHO NEED FOOD!!!" she rushed into the candy store to donate.

L-Fang started crying.

"Oh boo! I want to donate, but I already gave all my money to the vet for dying pets!" She sobbed.

Seguei looked sad too. "I don't have any money to donate....." she started crying.

Erika comforted L-Fang. "Don't worry. You can help everyone by riding your bike more often and not wasting green house gasses!"

Meanwhile . . .

Kiwi giggled uncontrolably. "Omg, Erika's an environmentalist!"

KK giggled too. "AWESOME!!!"

Amy came running into the store looking shocked. "SOMEONE LOST THEIR LUCKY PENNY!!!" she yelled, holding up a penny with gum stuck to one side. "WE HAVE TO FIND THE OWNER!!!"

L-Fang cheered, then gasped at the penny.

Amy ran up to a fat man walking into the candy store. "Excuse me sir, did you loose this penny?"

"No, #$%@ off!" he said.

Amy looked really sad. "I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to bother you."

"@#$%&" he said as he walked off. "You ruined my appetite."

Erika went up to the man, smiling sweetly. "We apologize, nice sir, for disturbing you. Here, maybe this will help you." She handed him a Cold Stone gift card, with a dollars worth of pennies. "For a lucky day, sir! Have a good day." She smiled at him kindly, nothing but happiness and kindness in her eyes.

The man pushed her and threw the money in her face. "@#$% OFF YOU @#$%&%$#!!!!"

Amy ran over to Erika, crying. "How could he stand being so mean."

A woman with a child walked by, pushing Amy over as she did.

Amy turned. "Sorry for getting in your way ma'am! I really didn't mean any...."
The woman punched Amy in the face. "You should be, plague spreading little @#$%&@!!!"

The child ran and kicked Amy in the shin.

Erika sniffled, and began bawling. She turned towards the woman. "I feel extremely bad for you - must have a horrible life, having to deal with such an evil, demented child."