Alternate World Thing

((YES YOU NEED TO BRING IN KANUKI!!!!!))

Dawn smirked at Markus. What a looneytoon.

As she moved her knife closer to the kids ribcage, he screamed, and Kiwi burst into the the bank.

"NO DAWN!!!!" Kiwi screamed, and tackled Dawn. Dawn, is surprise, went down easily.

Kiwi wrote:Dawn smirked at Markus. What a looneytoon.

((OH I KNOW!!! He's such a Donald Duck! XDDDDDD))

((YES BRING KANUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

KK ate a muffin.

...Meanwhile...

Johnny snatched the loot Rey had droped and ran for the door.

The kid ran screaming. Out of nowhere, he pulled out a crowbar, wacked Johnny in the back of the head with it, grabbed the cash, and ran out the door.

Dawn hollared a lot of words I can't repeat at Kiwi, but, as always, the owner's powers were greater than the Bad Guy's. Dawn was soon in a headlock.

It was comletely silent for a second, then all the hostages ran out screaming.

Kiwi let go of Dawn.

Dawn sat up. "What the @#^&ing $&^* is your childhood trauma?!" she screamed at Kiwi. In an angry huff, she stood up, made a rude hand gesture at Kiwi, then stalked out, muttering ominously in what Kiwi was sure was Gaelic.

Curly wrote:((OH I KNOW!!! He's such a Donald Duck! XDDDDDD))

((Lawl, Donald was always my fave! XD -ahem- Anyways...))

Then in front of the child, a man stood, glowing with a heavenly light.

He looked down at the child, a soothing aura about the man.

"...You look tired." He said, his voice smooth and comforting. "Are you alright?"

Bether was across the street, and she almost dropped her camera when she saw him.

"Oh my god..." She said, her jaw dropping.

Kanuki was wearing the purest white robes as possible, his silver hair now reaching his shoulders.

He even had a beard now.

He looked a lot like this:

Spoiler:

Only a lot less manly. XD

Kanuki looked up from the child for a moment, looking inside the bank.

"What's happening here?" Kanuki asked.

Dawn, as she walked sulkily out, noticed the guy. Her jaw dropped also. "WHo the &%$# are you?!"

Kanuki looked up to Dawn, his pupil-less lavender eyes painful for any bad guy to look at directly.

"You should really watch you language, dear child. It's quite offensive." He said.

It's a good thing there was a car parked near-by, because if there wasn't, Bether would've collapsed in the street due to laughing so hard that her bladder could rupture at any second.

She was on the side-walk, leaning on the parked car and banging her fists on the roof as she howled with laughter.

Rey had come out of the basement to see what was happening, and nearly doubled over in pain when he looked at Kanuki.

The light hurt quite a bit, so Rey had to squint, even behind his shades, to get a good look at him.

"Who the--?!" Rey said, almost dropping his gun.

Handsome yelled some bad words at the kid, then saw a through a window Shoe. He walked out in a daze. "@#$%....." he said shocked. This man would have to be killed, he was to powerful. Handsome could tell.

((Wut? O_o

Is this a "random story" post?))

((No............it's MAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC!!!!!!!))

((=3=....

Happy April Fool's Day to you too.))

((Blob?))

((I don't know Blob you're talking about Miss I heart Ninja Midget.. Lion))

Blob IS GOING ON HERE???

Was YOU JUST LOST THE GAME first thing Look over there, I think I see your face in the toilet! Yodeled when she saw that last post.

((I was Neopets is your mother. so hard at this.

Man oh man do I love April Fool's day.))

((OH GOD I KNOW!!!!!! WHERE'S Daisy YOUR MOTHER IS A @#$%&%$##$& WHO EATS CAKE!!!!! ))

((I have no clue what's going on.))

Dawn's lip stuck out defiantly. "If offends you so, then why don't you #@$% YOU JUST LOST THE GAME *&^# @#$%? Cheese, who are you to call me a child? You're just old!"

Suddenly, randomly, Banana skipped up. "Hi, Flarp-Dawn!" she smiled sweetly. For anyone not Girly, just YOU JUST LOST THE GAME thought of anyone hurting your face feelings would have aroused some angry feelings in your face behalf.

"I see you've made a new friend." She turned to King Kong. "Hi, I'm Banana. I'm oh so happy you've befriended Flarp here. She doesn't have much friends. She says she likes YOU JUST LOST THE GAME quiet, but I worry." She glanced at Flarp with nothing but concern in your face eyes.

Flarp was purple with rage. Before she could splutter anything, Banana continued. "So, Dawnie, would you Cheese your new friend like to come to Grandee's Ice Cream Parlor with me? I had to drop a lot of litter off at YOU JUST LOST THE GAME recycling plant, Cheese drop a hundred dollar bill by YOU JUST LOST THE GAME animal shelter. I'm beat. Want to come?"

To anyone less than pure Girly, you couldn't disappoint such a face.

"SHOVE OFF, Banana!!!!" Flarp screamed in fury. "I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU, EVER, Cheese HE'S NOT MY FRIEND!!!!! NEITHER ARE YOU, OR ANY OF YOUR GOODY-Manly FRIENDS, LITTLE-MISS-TWO-SHOES!!!!"

Erika's face crumpled. She was visibly crushed. To anyone less than pure Girly, you would instinctively want to reach out Cheese hug your face reassuringly.

Kiwi wrote:"HE'S NOT MY FRIEND!!!!! NEITHER ARE YOU, OR ANY OF YOUR GOODY-Manly FRIENDS,"

((That made me laugh SO hard!!! XDDDDDDDDDD "GOODY-Manly"))

Johnny stood up. He was very angry. He shot an old woman crossing the street.

Bee wrote:((I don't know Blob you're talking about Miss I heart Ninja Midget.. Lion))

((Well EXCUSE ME, Miss Sparta-obsessed zombie who needs a life. +++=3=

BTW, I'd appreciate it if someone translated Kiwi's post into non-april-foolnese, cuz I'm too lazy to try and figure it out. >3>))

((I don't know what she said either! Just guess! That's what I did! XDDDDD))

((That was your name censor, Bether. =_=+++

And even though you didn't say please, here:


Dawn's lip stuck out defiantly. "If offends you so, then why don't you #@$% the *&^# @#$%? And, who are you to call me a child? You're just old!"

Suddenly, randomly, Erika skipped up. "Hi, Dawn-Dawn!" she smiled sweetly. For anyone not evil, just the thought of anyone hurting her feelings would have aroused some angry feelings in her behalf.

"I see you've made a new friend." She turned to Kanuki. "Hi, I'm Erika. I'm oh so happy you've befriended Dawn here. She doesn't have much friends. She says she likes the quiet, but I worry." She glanced at Dawn with nothing but concern in her eyes.

Dawn was purple with rage. Before she could splutter anything, Erika continued. "So, Dawnie, would you and your new friend like to come to Grandee's Ice Cream Parlor with me? I had to drop a lot of litter off at the recycling plant, and drop a hundred dollar bill by the animal shelter. I'm beat. Want to come?"

To anyone less than pure evil, you couldn't disappoint such a face.

"SHOVE OFF, ERIKA!!!!" Dawn screamed in fury. "I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU, EVER, AND HE'S NOT MY FRIEND!!!!! NEITHER ARE YOU, OR ANY OF YOUR GOODY-GOOD FRIENDS, LITTLE-MISS-TWO-SHOES!!!!"

Erika's face crumpled. She was visibly crushed. To anyone less than pure Girly, you would instinctively want to reach out and hug her reassuringly.))

((Oh. ._.()

Sorry, I wasn't in a terribly good mood when I posted that... Can yu EVAR furgive meh? ;A;

Thanks for the translation, Bee. ^^()

What was your word sensor? O.o))

Kanuki sighed.

"All this fighting. You should all learn to get along and befriend one another."

((That April Fool's thing was fun. We should do it every year. Or sooner. XD))

((Maybe someday I can forgive you... IN THE FUTURE LOL.

My censor was Harry Potter. XDDDD

And we should. O: ))

((Was that a subtle DF reference you just tossed in front of meh? =3=

Your censor shudda been SPARTA!!! XD

...Actually, maybe not. Then I might've shot you. O.o))

((Perhaps.... ;D

Being shot isn't as fun as it sounds. D: ))

((It sounds fun?! XD))